If the Warriors win the NBA Championship we’ll give everyone who retweets this a free pair of socks

All done

Just chillin at home alone 10 pm in my basement and an old toy in a drawer starts to make noice so peace out i’m moving to mars

*1 Hour before guitar class* Me: *breaks string* Me: *drops class*

Standing in line behind someone dropping $80 on juuls and i don’t wanna hear anymore of y’all complaining about being broke if you’re buying that shit😤

*Due at 11:59 PM

I could get 3 kindergarten level multiple choice questions and get C for all 3 and still be like damn 3 Cs in a row something’s wrong

Found my old ask .fm and honestly what the fuck was that phase

Vote for Pedro

Classic Mom move to order cookies to my dorm. You da real MVP 😭

If you’re wondering how my day went, I broke my toe with a can of yams. That is all

Eagles take that game easy don’t @ me

Not a chance I click on that idc, world ain’t safe out here. Can’t trust anybody til i’m waking out of the theater😤

Can never tell if i’m at a graduation ceremony or a family cheering contest. Either way the people who sneak in with the blow horns win every time 🤷‍♂️

JUST ANNOUNCED: The 2019 White Out game will kick off at 7:30 p.m.

Eclipse led all special interest organizations with $158,169.93!

If anyone needs it, here are some pics of my pup

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So about those AP exams...