Men posting themselves while lifting at the gym is a thirst trap idc.

Then hanging up when she starts her bullshit

I’m sorry to say this but the man playing his music out loud on the train lowkey eating rn 😂😂

Lowkey hate that most of my girlfriends have retired from the streets

I’m impressed honestly lol

Knowing which friend(s) to text depending on the type of crash out is essential

Just saw my first showtime to a Taylor Swift song.

Lawdddd. The text from family members who weren’t invited asking when to expect a wedding invitation has begun.

this is going to be the most wholesome thing you'll see today

I wanna go to Grenada soooo bad but these prices… idkkkk man smh

Bro did not hold back 😭😭

In full bloom🌸

Today is not Friday, but it is Friday

I’ve had the hiccups for going on 20minutes… if this is how I die just take me

Went through photos from the last 5 years I want to get printed… the quote from a cheap little online spot was over 400 US Dollars…… i think I loved too many photos clearly lmaoo

EA NEVER fucked with the “ i hate my wife jokes”!!!

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work