Charles Babbage wrote to a poet who wrote 'every moment as man dies another is born' that the replacement ratio is closer to 1 1/16 #lad

@LexiJHarris @AdamSeville Its not the same without strangely generous postgrads and potted plants... however its not like they're scarce...

@OliviaFiggis Sophie Milne as ever

Pulled a muscle in my neck today so I've made myself a make-do neck brace #DoctorThomas

@OliviaFiggis I want to marry a woman like that, everyday would be like spending time with your racists grandad #hilarious

@OliviaFiggis Nah just a general racist grandad. Unless your grandad is racist?

I CANNY FIND MY PHONE. and I kind of need it.

If I cant find my phone, my little sister will be sitting in the middle of a forest somewhere waiting to be picked up. #haha #poorchild

Spent a good £100 on books for next year. However I failed to realise it has left me pennyless over the summer.

Punched the fridge because it had no food in it. Bitch better learn its lesson. #DomesticApplianceViolence

Can hear my sister screaming & clapping every 5 seconds at the TV downstairs. I bet its not a strictly repetitive sport like tennis.

So tired after last night, just want to sleep. #laxbro #laxsocial #ukc #HiImJohnnyKnoxvilleandwelcometojackass

My laptop shouldn't overheat like it is, I think it's fucked. #Bam Considering toasting a Panini on it.

He's not Scottish, he's actually British.

Think its about time they got new presenters on Top Gear. Its getting a bit dated, But I don't want it to end up like TG USA

Why do potatoes take so long to cook? I would like a 7 page report on this subject matter, please x

Pictures from the Quebec Train disaster look horrific. Thoughts go out to those affected.