Sounds like a great game I'm missing...

Did I get upgraded in spite of my clothing choice? Or BECAUSE of it??

Good thing work is light this week. It's a full time job to text "how are you feeling?" to everyone I know with covid... and everyone i might have given it to.

Guaranteed way to get me to ignore your blog or article in 2022: use the words "master class".

Woah. Pedro The Lion with the late night album surprise!

Airport salad makers perfecting the combination of "packed to look extremely convenient to take on board" and "spring-loaded to explode on first bite"

Anyone who has "Sincerely," pre-entered into their email signature should change it to "Incincerely," #disingenuous

#BestBarJoes

#BestBarJoes

Symmetry. ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

There is one funny one each year. We just have to sort through 1000s to find it.

A Twitter 🧵 doesn't prevent most of this real-life learning, but this is a relatively succinct explanation of the conflict in my soul everytime someone says "congrats on your success".

The fact this combines the 2 most useless interview questions *chef’s kiss*

When your biggest goal is to disappoint no one, you will eventually disappoint everyone

Happiness with Peter Melby at Lucky Joe's #coffeebomb

"that meeting could have been an e-mail" -people who also don't read e-mails

Peter Melby Time to rebrand Boss or Babysitter? My vote is Supervisor or Stalker. “Bosses are using surveillance tools to spy on quiet quitters” by The Wall Street Journal x.com/i/events/15726…

Wisdom 🧐