Need i say more? #stopthehazing

Mom sliced her finger making the big dog some dinner. Now i’m the one cooking, but now it’s parlays in the ER waiting room. #booyah

My bitch date did all of my cocaine. I’m going to marry her.

Huzz hit me with the come thru text just to meet with these bad boys on arrival. #frigginpacket

Kowalski this kowalski that, look at this fucking hamster on bag

No cap on god, don't remember the last time I shaved my balls #movember

Prime rib at the tailgate, they hate to see the good guys win. #wanghaf

Two things i can’t stop eating once i taste it 1. Box 2. Buffalo chicken dip

Lane Kiffin this, Ole Miss that, can some chick just fuck some dad again and give us something real to talk about. #lank

I think a certain coach with CFP experience would look great in powder blue Ole Miss Football

Christmas party tonight, safe to say it will be snowing in Fort Worth #jewish

too many white girls lately are becoming core power instructors, preaching wellness, but still asking big Pete for a bump of that Venezuelan jet fuel. #shrink

DEI getting out of hand these days.

Finals week just got a whole lot harder.

Been waiting for this breakup post for 2 years. #crankhog

You ever see a bitch at the bar with a straight cranium. I’m staring at some megamind shit at the dive right now, just an unreal showing. best, Peter

Sippin on imports where they’re domestic #mexico