"Graffiti is my passion."

"Oh I think bringing back Boris would be insane, nuts, check-up from the neck up territory." "Sure, but the question was 'why do you dress like a wrongun'?"

At pub.

SDP and Reform brothers in arms. Quite touching, actually.

Actually drank beer all night instead of cider. Pleasant

Now home from the pub, I will now round off a brilliant evening by watching Tweedy Pubs talk about pubs. Outstanding.

Just stood still for 10 seconds for a stretch and someone leaned a ladder on me and put up two St. George's flags on my arms. What means.

"Disinheritance Tax."

Partisan collects surrendered weapons after the Battle of Cromer, 1952. (colourised)

I cannot think of a rasher decision by the police.

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Sun's out, Lucy's out, pub's open. What more could you want? Ruddy marvellous. *jiggles sosijis in frying pan

Lucy Connolly, are Mandela.

Sergio Fiorentino died suddenly on this day in 1998. Despite his astonishing artistry, his career never quite reached the heights his gifts merited. Fortunately we have an abundance of live & studio recordings, and film footage. Some of each in today's post - check the comments.

The Reading Festival, when we win:

Morn gooding.

*belts out Panorama theme tune on the kazoo

Capability Brown be like

'Hit me with your prison stick, hit me, hit me. Antifa ich liebe dich, Hit me hit me hit me.'🎵