i’m a (reformed) attention seeker. in elementary school, my friend got called out for reading in class so i started doing it too. and i actually enjoyed it.

y’all, the swirlers are already out. stay safe 🤞

Instead of doing your dissertation, your jumping in muddy puddles, look at your life

this app is so dead rn. can y’all do a trick or something?

there’s something sinister about posting this on the first day of pride 😭

“zlib is dead” well no. You just don’t have the keys 💔

this is only funny for black history month

watched a movie today. am i a cinephile now?

it’s fuck ice today. fuck ice yesterday. fuck ice tomorrow. fuck ice period.

i win #thebear

it’s almost july

good morning…

i was inactive for a couple months and now i don’t remember any of you

this job got me fucked up. I’M AN INTERN. I DON’T KNOW. ASK SOMEONE ELSE!! 💔 x.com/zachcampbeII/s…

i’m the treasurer of the henry cavill hate committee

yeah this is ugly — but fuck jackie kennedy

mind you, this is the first time the author mentioned that he’s black.. and i’m halfway through the book

it’s the time of the year when people are soft blocked for liking or disliking taylor swift 🥳

this lady is genuinely so strange

elphaba and fiyero got freaky in wicked for good