if u r under 30 and still using fb besides as a thing to login to other things, EXPLAIN YOURSELF (legit tho unless u r saying hi to your grandparents i would like an explanation)

if u have ever lived in LA and u r not watching hollywood love story u r missing out / best reality show since terrace house

YES. well-deserved props from the master himself!! Larysa Kondraki out here slayin. <3

“I’m not looking for ‘a moment.’ I’m looking for a career—and real careers, you build them.” —@SkyFerreira p4k.in/QOFKBf2

reality is expired content is a cozy wildfire once, I was pure and light like a balloon I’ll be back soon BY ANY MEMES NECESSARY

feed the feed and be CONTENT

demons are like the opposite of sleeping dogs, they are at their most dangerous when you let them lie.

all i want is to be rich enough to get IVs instead of hangovers

99% of curb your enthusiasm, the plot revolves around avoiding dinner parties. i wish i was invited to dinner parties so i could avoid them

when you work from home, the closest thing to a co-worker you have is the Amazon delivery guy.

sometimes i google myself not for vanity reasons but just to make sure i still exist

bf takes 2 redbulls. me: you're taking TWO? him: no, I'm putting one in the fridge for you. he wins #NationalBoyfriendDay

'what secrets is he keeping up his eight sleeves?' ponders the narrator of Octopus Volcano

URGENT NEWS: There are new episodes of Terrace House on Netflix. Looking at you giabot

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it's bad to be 'thirsty' but good to be 'hungry.' been thinking about this a lot.

i am old on the inside, but NOT in a cute way. i fantasize about sitting in a rocking chair with a shotgun telling kids to gtfOFF my lawn

feel like 'aging naturally in los angeles' is not a thing.

such a huge honor to be recognized on #BlackList2017. Thank you so much @StephanyFolsom for the lovely words - fyi The Shining was the original inspo for Innocent Monsters! ;) u a boss. kubrick is awesome. <3 x.com/theblcklst/sta…

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." -Luis Buñuel