Why are we doing this…why are we pitting two queens against eachother. This division is meaningless. Pussy of all adjectives must stand together. You’re all wonderful.

If it’s round 4 at Tier 2+ event, I 100% took a shit before our match. You are playing against a man who just took a shit. That dude at the table across from you? Took a shit right beforehand. They call me the round 4 shitter. Done with round 3? More than just pee.

Promoing a buddy of mine, I'm chillin' in chat with Nick, he's teachin' me about Blue Prince. Come hang out if you're looking for a stream to watch! twitch.tv/drfunkphd

Okay okay I'm back to posting on YouTube and, yes, I really did play Tistina at the NAWCQ. Go check out the vid, would mean a lot to me :) youtube.com/watch?v=Pzxsb_…

Here’s my complete gas leak moment. The dumbest thing that my brain has found funny. Don’t have much to say for myself here, but enjoy. youtu.be/gDDX76Ht0_w?si…

Played peak. 2-1-1, should’ve ended my Round 4 Game 1 vs Striker earlier but I miscalced a lethal line, so a 25 minute game 1 ended up being a 40 minute game 1. Lots of cool stuff happening with the R.B. cards. I’ll probably post a vid talking about what I’d like to see in wave 2