You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.

“How about a month filled with stress and obligation?” – Pitch for December

@CelesteRosenlof Garit Y Deborah fabric & paper used for decor or art?

How to tell when someone is a devoted reader: they sit down with a book, pen, highlighter & possibly tissues. I silently nod my approval

Valentine's Day for Adults: Receiving awkward valentines from co-workers and listening to The Darkness I Believe In A Thing Called Love ...

I was told I look like a redheaded Twiggy today ...and now I can die happy #ShortHairDontCare

This jar of Nutella tastes like you haven't texted me back yet.

Sometimes I forget about elephants and then I feel bad cause I know they never forget about me

As long as we want to be cheap about spending on mental health the news will remain full of horrors

The Starbucks by my house just hired a cute Australian barista complete with dreamy accent. I'm.in.so.much.trouble!

"Sometimes it is not good enough to do your best; you have to do what's required." - Winston Churchill

My heart is saying one thing. My head another. Fortunately, my stomach is chanting "Guacamole" louder than them both.

Just when I'm about to get cocky about the single working mom thing my kid looses a tooth during bedtime I realize I have NO cash. Dammit!

#findkayelyn