Divocks career highlights are gonna be brazy

First time I saw someone save their parents number as "Daddy ICE" I thought it was codename for glucose father

I never smaaked a bompie more in my life

"Our power system is under severe pressure". And so?? Eskom, I'm also under severe pressure but I don't make it the whole dunyas problem

Some ous wanna keep them kwaai smoking hookah in social media then the pipe still smoke kak

Babies whenever Baby Shark starts playing

My nephew told me the sanlam logo looks like someone drowning and now I can't unsee it.

These lappies only work kwaai when they're old and full of holes

Waiting for loadshedding to start

People that make use of their phones waterproofness on purpose are pschpaths.

The brief period twitter was down made me realise I depend on it too much lol.

Barca 🤝 50 cent Acting broke

Idk how to explain it but Vecna looks like a stukkie dried fruit

My problem is that I have the appetite for the family meal but the bank balance for the tap water.

I was today years old when I found out Benzema is from Goodwood

Idk why short people are always so angry. You can still use the McDonald's play area; what more could you want??

I come up with my best ideas in the shower.

Galileo knew they were gonna give him life for saying the Earth revolves around the Sun and said it anyway.