I was on eBay and I wanted to get a portable, circular dwelling traditionally used as housing by nomadic groups in Central Asia, particularly in Mongolia but I didn't want to have to bid for it and risk losing it last minute to another bidder. So I used buy yert now (buy it now).

What’s with the hand cream dispensers in the toilets these days? Seriously, who’s having a wank in public toilets!

Hello Twitter fans! I'll be hosting this fantastic lineup tomorrow (Friday) if you are near London definitely worth coming! jokepit.com/e/32472

Wow - does this guy ever run out of talent??

So that what punk is!

Simon Munnery will be doing an hour of comedy at the White Hart in Southwark this coming Monday jokepit.com/e/39959 AND, before this show we have our alternative comedy new material show featuring Clinton Baptiste, Holly Burn and Mark Silcox! get both shows for special price

I’ll be hosting this fantastic night on Monday!

Don’t miss Simon Munnery on Monday - absolute comedy genius

I’ll be hosting this tonight - don’t miss this amazing lineup!

I did it again! #Bitcoin #cryptoweek2025 #cryptoweek #crypto #comedy

#trump

Whatever floats your boat!

I’ll be hosting this tonight - come along! JokePit The Comedy Box Office

Hampton Wick Sat 25th Oct - a FREE comedy night with a fantastic lineup. Reserve a ticket now and don’t miss out fullers.designmynight.com/68dcdc89d39958… Paul Cox

Live at the White Hart Southwark - with David Eagle Headlining and a fantastic comedy lineup! Get your tickets here jokepit.com/e/42204

This Tuesday I'll be hosting a show I've put together that means a lot to me. Neurospicy Comedy - a night that celebrates neurodivergent voices. Link here jokepit.com/e/44910 With Andy Field, Rosie Wilby, Paul Haworth and Don Biswas #neurodivergence #adhd #asd #neurodiverse

Can’t believe we’ve never had a crazy frog cover of the Frog Song - come on Paul McCartney and Crazy Frog let’s make it happen! We all stand together bing bing! #crazyfrog

Merry Christmas! New video up as my gift to you all m.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Rr80…