sean but it’s short for parmesean cheese

i wanna grow sea monkeys in my stripper heels

if cows could do other noises than moo i think they’d really enjoy saying “oh my god” and “what the hell” like those vine sounds. that would feel fucking unreal for a cow

i’m begging tiktok to learn the difference between a white person wearing pink and nudity before i have to rebrand entirely bc every single one of my videos gets flagged

i want to make relatable music like sabrina carpenter but i fear ive not lived a relatable life

that song came out 4 years ago and i don’t even date men anymore

do people come to the airport just to cough??? bout to start swinging my suitcase around love island “i came here for love” style

i literally feel emotional about pop having a comeback in such a huge way it’s literally been YEARS since i’ve liked a song in the top 40 and im so elated not even as an artist but just as a listener MAINSTREAM POP IS FINALLY GOOD AGAIN

have u ever asked a neurotypical what their favourite colour is?? they will deadass be like “idk ive never really thought about it” HUH??

what does my dog think is happening when i take my wig off

sports pmo bc wtf is a goalie?? imagine playing golf but i hang out by the holes the whole game and smack the ball away right before it goes in

we’ve only ever seen ancient classical art through the eyes of men

i never open this app think of me as a little soot covered boy with a trumpet making proclamations to the town square then dying right after

there’s not enough lifetime for me to be an expert craftsman in every possible field i’m actually pissed off i would like to restore a renaissance painting just once and also sculpt a swan out of ice and also build miniatures and also knit a dog vest and also embroider a vintage

trump and elon are lowkey starting to give mermaid man and barnacle boy

BRENDA VS MAX WHO DO YOU THINK WON THIS LIPSYNC ? #DragRaceDownUnder #DragRace

sometimes i love my dog so much it feels like a dexy come up

me before coming out was like “yeah i’m a lesbian i’m just dating this weird guy right now tho”

i need to put on “lofi beats to study to” when I’m online shopping