This is practically homophobic. This month? 😒

Feeling very anxious this morning. Think I just need some good after work dick 🤔

I was eating a donut just now and my fucking bridge fell out ☹️

I know I work in meat, but do you need any help with those buns?? 😛

Teeth popped out again while I was eating a hot dog ☹️☹️

Special thanks to all the men that gave me internal bruising at Yes Coach last night! Tucker Max is throwing some of the best parties 😜

Here I am peeing on a sidewalk tree and yet there's a thirsty twink somewhere out there.

This is absolutely batshit bananas. You fucking leech.

How many time can you poke the bear before you deserve being bitten? Asking for a friend.

Done with being "the better person." I wanna roll around in the mud with you, pig. And I'm sure we'll know who's boss when we're done.

I would say I'm low energy, but I'm in the "speak when spoken to" mode 🙂