Vance looked about as comfortable holding that trophy as Melania does holding Trump’s hand

Our Holy Father Pope Francis has died. I would invite everyone to pray for the repose of his soul. He was a man of simplicity, compassion, and deep concern for those on the margins of our society. Let us thank God for the life and ministry of Pope Francis and let us pray for

Goodell hugging the draft picks a little too long. #NFLDraft

I like how people who used to call smoking weed ‘toking up’ now eat gummies by the handful

Paul was a sweet, dear comedic genius, and it’s unfathomable that he’s no longer with us. I’m so glad that his spirit lives on in this Max documentary“Pee-wee as Himself.”

Hell yeah new Pope. Work your magic. #PopeLeoXIV #Bears🙏

I’m just glad all these Pope memes reference Chicago’s hot dogs & pizza and not our murder & corruption

Big win for the balding community. #PGAChampionship #BaldsAlpha

In English class we learned English. In Math class we learned Math. In Science class we learned Science. In Gym class we learned Gym.

How is Trump’s My Super Sweet 16 party going?

I’m fine with adversaries cosplaying nuclear war. More of this please.

With great sadness, we share that Ryne Sandberg has passed away today.

Not sure what was crazier - the guy on my flight to Vegas who kept telling his kids that Lake Mead was Lake Tahoe, or the guy in baggage claim asking me how to tell which luggage was his.

Trump is so metal usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

I’m still not watching Fallon

I don’t know if Tylenol causes autism but I do know that listening to medical advice from a former reality show host makes you dumb.

Everyone always gives our military leaders credit for staying out of politics but let’s also not forget the restraint they showed today by not making the jerk off motion the entire time Pete Hegseth spoke to them.

I wonder if George Santos will get reinstated in the Baruch College Volleyball Hall of Fame?

Now that he’s a trillionaire Elon should go full Genghis Khan and sire 87,000 children. He can name each one after the digits in Pi.

WH secretary: Mr President, there’s a man outside who says you’re the worst person in the history of mankind. Trump: Have him killed. WH secretary: now he says he was just joking & thinks you’re very smart. Trump: Give him a billion dollars & name a planet after him.