someone with class. who are you?

i clearly have no issue with you at all, you're just utterly annoying.

ugh this again? how many times do i have to tell you he has to say those things? i, on the other hand, don't have to worry about hurting your feelings by telling the brutal truth.

🧍🏻‍♀️. . .

||: I DIDNT MEANT LIKE THAT... it was my inner ivy. OF COURSE SHE SHOULDN't

⠀ ᅠ ⠀ ᅠ sighs . ⠀ ᅠ ⠀ ᅠ

imagine looking you belong on the cover of a fruit loops box.

whatever you say, toucan sam.

shut it.

excuse you, at least i wasn't a mistake.

my essay would be a couple years too late.

. . . at this point i'll just stick with the classic my dog ate my homework excuse rather than trying to find it.

with my college course load? no thanks.

no, i'm good. i enjoy making you cry.

. . . i am not going to be related to you in anyway.

do not send me an invitation to watch you tap dance down the isle.

you think i'm jealous of you? seriously? you've got to be kidding me . . .

is she okay? does someone need to get spoken to?

||: anyone wanna do a plot so i don't start to feel hatred towards this account again 🥺