i don’t tell many jokes, but here’s one you . ( please don’t attack me )

who are you talking about ?

i wonder what i’ll be doing if i didn’t become a demon slayer . probably be living a normal life and not having to kill demons everyday .

what if humans eat demons instead

i wonder how long the worlds longest poop is

i don’t wanna see him poop in front of me . i’ll just ask for his poop pic instead .

you want me to watch him poop ?

you’re coming with me then .

i don’t have to .

i heard that it’s possible to shove your hand into your mouth , but what about shoving your feet into your mouth instead ?

i want to become dean karnazes so that i can run 350 miles away from my problems

i wonder if it’s still consider cannibalism if you eat yourself

imagine if a demon slayer accidently slashes a civilian instead of the demon

i’ve heard it happens sometimes . now i’m wondering if there’s been lawsuits against the demon corp

watch me stare into your soul

i just realized i’m homeless

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ━━━━━━━━━━ ✧༄ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ play the role i’ve given you, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀༷ྃ༆༅⠀as you should . . ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀↱ #KNYRP ◦ #MVRP ↲ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ! open for more info ! ⠀ ━━━ ❤︎ & ⟳

why can’t rice fix my face just like how it fixes a phone :C

tomorrow is gonna be the worst day of february 😔