ur parents will get back together very soon junior mint ❤️

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i can’t stand nonbook readers bc you wouldn’t be hating on her if you knew this was literally her inner dialogue when conrad confessed 😭😭😭😭

he got me the big unicorn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and he got me my mom, taylor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“it's not all of a sudden belly. don't you realize that? it's always.”

can we just praise chris briney for a second on his delivery of that entire confession scene bc MAAAAN there are some lines in there that could have been so cringe if delivered the wrong way but instead it came across authentic and desperate and raw my gawd

according to psychology people who often talk to themselves build fake scenarios and have full conversations in their heads often assume it’s normal. but in reality, it’s a form of self regulation, away to process emotions when there’s no one who truly understands them. 1/5

this was so poetic. just WOW.

this has just healed generational trauma for all directioners

the life of a showgirl is so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you how much they miss folklore!

this is funniest fucking comparison that anyone could have made

unfortunately taylor swift can do whatever she wants and i will remain tuned in because she wrote fearless at 17 and rewired my brain forever

complaining about the lyricism is so BORING she has nothing to prove. she already has. she can write cowboy like me and she can write wish list. just enjoy the goddamn happy pop album omfg yall want her to be miserable all the time she doesnt own u an evermore at every round

*taylor swift drops ttpd/evermore/folklore* “WE WANT POP!WE WANT SIMPLE LYRICS!SHE’S OVERUSING WORDS ITS BORING!BORING SONGS!” *Taylor Swift drops pop album* “THIS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST SONGWRITER?WE WANT JACK BACK!THIS IS SO BAD!BRING FOLKLORE LYRICISM BACK!”

she is so giving phoebe buffay coded

📝 | Variety has given #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl an outstanding score of 92! “And nobody does it better, now or at any recent time, when it comes to delivering world-dominating pop that feels all the feels and doesn’t stint on the thoughts, either.”

Music Video of the Century! #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl x.com/fateofophe1ia_…

Mike Paul and Amos featuring in The Fate Of Ophelia music video is everything. The fact they’ve been with her since 2007 is all you need to know about Taylor Swift