When I throw thousands into crypto I don't feel anything if I win or lose. I went all in on red and won a couple hundred at real roulette and it was such a rush. I can see why people get addicted.

Why don't police men get fined when their horse craps all over the park?

I salute those brave female cleaners at our gyms male changing rooms. They don't batter an eye lid at the fat,hairy and wrinkly.

A friendly local threaten to deck me because I was going to get his #limebike it didn't help they I just laughed in his face

Someone called me a short china man in the office. He was shocked when I told him that was racist lol

I've been forced to suck my crisp before chewing as people are complaining about the noise

I arranged with one of the guys at work to greet each other with diu lei. Let's see how long we get away with it...

I'm paraphrasing something a Japanese girl said to me today. You're not that ugly, you're not Chinese right. LOL

I was walking through a tech shopping mall in KL as a geeky tourist. I now know how hot girls feel when they go clubbing.

Sat next to a traditional white man Chinese girl couple. Their conversation is so lackluster. I wish them well in their boring life together. I'm not bitter at all.

Someone from work brought a giant potato into the office. I only noticed it in my coat when I was leaving the office. Potato style revenge will be planned.

UK border control. It's faster to go to get manually checked with dumb passports. Expand your machines Heathrow. Useless. #BrokenBritain

Yes I only post on X to complain about stuff.

I recently came back from south east Asia, not once did my nose get assaulted by BO, crack sweat or nob cheese like I did on the central line today #London

One of my team came up to me to ask me a question. I was talking to him but staring at my screen. His groin was not that far from my face. I then heard a zipping noise. I freaked out a bit but he was zipping up not down

Software engineers are just like the black cabbies when Uber entered the market. Maybe not now but it's going to happen sooner than you think.

I just bought some beers for my friends in berlin from a homeless guy. I'm okay with this.

Some random girl in a bar told me I look like Michael McIntyre. Lady that is not a compliment! Also, this is not specsavers.

If you don't understand the AI singularity. It's like when Naruto creates his shadow clones and trains. When he releases his clones all the knowledge goes into his brain.