Zeke…Curtis Samuel…for second rounders….trying to come up with the words. Maybe the Muppetz know something we don’t

Spoke to GM of DSC today about the trade deadline: “Just sending out some offers I feel can help my team and seeing what sticks! Like the squad so probably won’t overpay or sacrifice my future too much. Daddy wants to compete for years to come”

Trade Deadline Acquisition: DSC gets Julio Jones Truthers get 2022 2nd rounder

GM of Santana on the massive trade he and Doof made: “it was time for a change…we’ve been struggling, we’ve been stagnant”. Fellow GMs have applauded the trade

And just like that, Saquon is off the board, pending approval. I think it’s an even trade. Kennel Club’s 2022 1st and JimmyButler’s 2023 1st isn’t a bad haul

I concur with Dick Smits when I say DSC will win it all, but I predict Sunny Day will play him in the final round. A bold call, I know, but I think Bokellner has the team to pull it off

With Carlos Hyde out on Sunday and Urban Meyer banished to the pits of hell from whence he came, I think James Robinson and Team Honest Abe are going to have a big week

The win probability for the Daddy/Abe matchup is 50-50. Kittle and Foreman underperforming have made this semi a must follow!

God I love Dynasty playoffs. DSC and MSD in the playoffs, just as I predicted

Yeah, not one of my better calls

May be a bit late, but my sincerest congratulations to Daddy Sang Chase. Watching the team dominate was a highlight of the season for me. Many strong years ahead!

*yawn* man, what a nap! What did I miss?

Quote from the GM of Muppets: “as a big buckeye fan we always look to get our boys when we can. Example when we drafted Zeke, Curtis Samuel, traded for McLauren. We were looking at Olave ultimately but Wilson is younger that’s it. That was the difference maker.”

From the commissioner: “The draft is going exactly as expected in the eyes of the commissioner. I think it’s good for the league, seeing GMs take their time, weigh all options, and make the correct decision for their teams. That’s what we want”

According to an anonymous source, “there's a 3 team deal in the works with some huge names”. Interesting to see how that plays out

Breece Hall goes number 2 to Santana. Drake London goes to Cre’Von at 3. Chris Olave goes to Survivor at 4. Picks are flying off the board! Almost too fast to register

Jameson Williams becomes Cre’Von Leblanc’s 2nd pick of the first round. He’s having a good draft so far

GM of Cre’Von: “I think this draft is going well for me so far! Drake London and Jameson Williams should immediately be producers in their offenses (assuming they're fully healthy) and they both had elite college production. I'm hoping Jameson will be fully recovered”