Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby reindeer. #GoldCrackers

What does the U.S. election and Brussel sprouts have in common? The risk of an unwanted Trump. #GoldCrackers

Why do this year’s Christmas turkeys cost so much? Dynamic slicing. #GoldCrackers

What do you call someone who won’t stop stalking your Christmas dinner? Gravy reindeer. #GoldCrackers

What does Keir Starmer say when he wants more Pigs in Blankets? Release the sausages! #GoldCrackers

How are the Labour Party planning to be better next year? New Keir resolutions. #GoldCrackers

What’s the best festive song for England’s Euro 24 final loss? I won’t be home for Christmas. #GoldCrackers

Why isn't Nigel Farage having turkey this Christmas? He prefers gammon. #GoldCrackers

I was once a BAFTA Connect member for 1 hour 23 minutes.

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What type of bird does Michael Keaton have for Christmas dinner? Beetlegoose. #GoldCrackers

What’s the English F.A.’s favourite Christmas song? All I want for Christmas is Tuchel. #GoldCrackers

1/ WGGB strongly opposes ITV s recent decision to appoint a Head of Generative AI Innovation, whose role will include using technology to help create ‘shows, films and digital-first content’

What Christmas movie are ITV showing this year? A.I. Hard. #GoldCrackers

How are ITV making their new nativity show? Artificial Inn-telligence. #GoldCrackers

Perfect for the spooOooOoky season - loved having a sketch involved in Tom Worsley and @beakachu's extremely funny show SHARED DRIVE 😈 Sketch shows are back, bby! Full show: 🎧open.spotify.com/episode/5IvLik… 🗣️ Voices: @A_GarrickWright and Rob Gilroy ✨ youtube.com/watch?v=_iIW8n…

Really happy my Christmas joke came 4th in the U&GOLD #GoldCrackers competition

Can we set up one of those government petitions making it illegal for places to sell Christmas dinner but only give you one pig in blanket.