fuck i forgot to be mysterious and private again

bro dont apologise for retweeting about ur interest a lot... we are friends bro.... also i love gaining vague knowledge through osmosis

when i say something and ppl are like "i love this! can u expand on this?" um no i cannot. if my thoughts are half-baked just let them be i'm tired

[my laptop fan suddenly whirrs up] me: what is it girl?? shhh shhhh it's ok I'm here girl

romanticize ur life bitch!!! act like every car ride u take with ur friends is the last scene of a coming of age movie!! make ur coffee in the morning like its the last time u will ever do it! fall fully in love with strangers! just do it who cares!!!!

rn sucks for the extroverts who can’t see people but please just a moment of silence for the introverts who are never fucking alone anymore

middle siblings have more de-escalation training than cops do

“So... I’m gonnna shaaaaare my screeeeeennnn .... caneverybodyseeit?”

U don’t hate cats u just cant handle rejection

Not sure who to thank for this, but it’s brilliant. Volume up.

it should bother you that some people have more money than they could ever hope to spend in one life time, and other people starve to death

I’m hearing too much “recycle, compost, go vegan!” and not enough “100 corporations cause 71% of emissions”

brainstorming: writing:

nobody’s thinking about that weird thing you said. they’re thinking about a different weird thing you said that you didn’t even clock