uefesseme my beloved

so they’re just fat for the love of the game alright

rindo fininho (lembrei da mina que cismou que eu era gay indeciso pois tinha lady gaga no meu top do spotify na época do lançamento do mayhem 🤨)

chamou deftones de shoegaze

ai o roscoe :((((

Maybe january and february and march and april and may and june and july and august and september werent my months but october will surely be better!!!!

I do not “check bus times”. I do not expect delays, i do not follow timetables, i do not look for roadwork, I WALK TO MY STOP. And if there is no bus, I KlLL MYSELF.

pari meu filho (terminei o artigo que tô fazendo desde julho) mas ainda não fiz a triagem neonatal do bebê (preciso dar uma revisada)

Aiiiii depois dos 30 não dá mais pra ir em bar sem cadeira pra sentar rsrsrsr 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 jovens idosos 😂😂😂😂 hahaha só gosto de ficar em casa hahahaha jovens idosos club 😆😆😆 humor & piadas

every year a taylor swift album comes out and she goes roses are red grass is green i love travis and my haters are mean and her fans go Omgggggg the lyricism

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

experiências que gritam sp peguei um 99 com o maluco que produziu os mamonas assassinas, angra e cbjr!!!!!!!

bh tá linda hoje

"How am I supposed to avoid AI when I've procrastinated on a paper" with a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies

how i feel playing video games after i swipe on stories of old classmates getting married and even having kids

o lobo é o próprio lobo do lobo

sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who listens to Falling In Reverse

ih já era kojima vai tirar um cpf depois dessa viagem

eu jamais trataria o dono da empresa com tanto carinho