The line of #Parkland #Karen s outside the Heron Bay #starbucks to get some #basic #pumpkinspicelatte goodness has already begun. It’s like a sea of #lululemonathletica and oversized sunglasses out here. Starbucks better hire some extra managers quick. today.com/food/starbucks…

I post about the upcoming #Parkland #PSL-pocalypse and of course the Springers need to chime in. Ewww. Uggs and leggings are so 2017. Posted with permission: “you can leave my name. I give no shits.” #StayClassy

Not as serious compared to our last state of emergency, which was when the #SecretPublix ran out of Pellegrino and white wine.

Wow the return lines at #Publix are insane with everyone trying to return cases of water. And all these guys at the Costco gas station with their 5-gallon containers trying to use the “we accept all returns” policy here are striking out. #Dorian #HurricaneDorian

#LoveMyCity #ThisIsParkland #NLC

In #Parkland, we say hiring people to do all those things is much more fun than any of that. #HiringSpringers4ManualLabor

Alex please come back to us. How could this happen? All I did was send you to school. I was going to buy you a car when you turned 16. I still had so many things to teach you and wonderful places to take you. We miss you more than anything. Fiona ❤️ and misses you.

The law does not apply to passengers in the back being chauffeured. #ParklandNewsYouCanUse

Little known #Parkland fact. Feel free to share your own. Similarly, if you plant a small Dunkin’ coffee inside a PayLess Shoes flat, and water it with Miller Lite, a Springer mom will grow.

Sent by a #Parkland resident earlier this week. He’d like to know how he can decline this “honor?” Coral Springs Talk

Happy New Year #Parkland. I’d send wishes that you get what you want in 2020, but we all already have everything. #happynewyear2020

Such incredibly sad news. Rep Kristin Jacobs was fierce, kind, strong, compassionate, and a wonderful person - beautiful inside and out. She left her mark on this world and we are all better off having known her and having had her representing us. Rest In Peace, my friend.

BREAKING: Parkland Mayor Christine Hunschofsky Announces Bid for House District 96 parklandtalk.com/mayor-christin… via @parklandtalk Christine Hunschofsky Coconut Creek City of Margate CityParklandFL Coral Springs, FL

Long list of endorsements for state House candidate Christine Hunschofsky, currently the mayor of Parkland, shows her nomination in northwest Broward district is almost inevitable.

.Pete Buttigieg’s historic campaign showed us what’s possible when Americans from all backgrounds rally together around issues that unite us rather than divide us. That’s what our campaign is about and I’m honored to have Pete’s support. #WinTheEra ChristineForFlorida.com

And on a cold #Christmas  morning, the most #2020sucks #ParklandProblems news has been revealed. I just felt a disturbance in the #Force, as if 10,000 #Parkland moms screamed in horror, and suddenly became #antivaxxers. Although for some reason, none of them looked surprised.

My cleaning lady told me she can’t come to our home for a while because she caught COVID. I’m questioning whether this is legit or whether she’s just sick and tired of dealing with our messy house.

Pretty sad that Parkland Florida has to bail out Heron Bay by buying the defunct golf course for $25mill. Any self-respecting Parklander should be able to find that in the cushions of their couch. Did Heron Bay run out of money after buying their digital community signs or something?

I have it on good authority that since Fort Lauderdale rejected their request, Mistress is coming to #Parkland to get a permit to build her dungeon on the #HeronBay golf course. Well, ain’t that a kick to the head (and a slap on the ass). Any comment Rich Walker?

Happy 60th Parkland! And like all 60 year old Parklanders, the city will spend the day having Botox injections and an acid peel, and finish the day with a glass (bottle) of white wine. #BasicAF