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Mr. Dad

@parenthoodperks

Second time dad, full time teacher. Husband of Mrs. Mom @momandwifeperks Instagram: @Parenthood_perks

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Had to tell our toddler today to stop eating his shoes…5 times Little dude, I promise the granola bar tastes better than your dirty shoes.

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My favorite wrong pronunciations from our kids: “Noot nacks” = fruit snacks “O bars” = granola bars “Woof woofs” = dogs

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Anybody else get “Henry forded” by their spouse on Father’s Day? Wife: you can wear whatever you like as long as it’s this specific outfit for pictures later. Happy Father’s Day.

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2yo built a mega block “booty house” and I was very confused. Turns out it was a “birdie house” the whole time 😂

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5yo loves playing with his action figures but always roots for the villains and has them win and I’m a little scared now.

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In case anyone is thinking about having kids, my 2yo ran up to me like he was going to give me a hug and punched me in the balls and laughed instead.

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Had to tell my 2yo that we don’t nunchuck people while they are peeing in case anyone is wondering what it’s like to have boys.

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I love how my 3yo says “idea” rather than qualifying it as a “good” or “bad” idea before stating it. This always makes it seem like a good idea before the sentence starts.