give me 2 adderall and a law degree and i will free luigi mangione

not the bar playing defying gravity

When my dad got cancer they tried to kick him off his insurance so as he was dying his life was paperwork and phone calls 👍

ADHD tips from people who don’t have it: get a day planner! ADHD tips from people who do: your only hope of feeling like a functional person in this life is to get a job that consists mostly of sprinting between a dozen simultaneous emergencies at 10 o’clock at night

this is why i fear i will never leave the food service industry

i love telling myself i’ll just take a short nap and then waking up at 8 pm instead

it is never that serious

open.spotify.com/track/1883mCuS…

after tonight i’ll have seen both my favorite albums live in full. i love life (i am drunk)

i miss twitter

if you were a fan of The Maine during this specific time period you might be entitled to compensation and a veterans discount

my cat never got the whole “i can’t move a muscle or my cat will move” memo. it doesn’t matter what i do, i can’t get hat bitch to move for anything

okay but patrick dempsey

Not a grown ass woman threatening to beat up my teenage cashier! Try someone else bitch

Donald J. Trump #factcheck Ah yes, the ol’ “there’s no inflation” line, brought to you by the same crowd that thinks tariffs = free money and interest rates = mood swings. Let’s break this down like your uncle’s Facebook rants: Oil prices:    •   They’ve dropped a bit from the peak, but still

miserable ass bitch

sleep token. that’s it. thats the tweet

Tonight all these lives converge here The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears Where fraternal souls sing identical things And it’s beautiful It’s rapturous. It is frightening. ——— I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A