Having parents who can financially take care of themselves is a beautiful gift to their adult children.

Someone explain please, how is it that when I have breakfast at 8am, I am hungry at 12pm but when I dont have breakfast, Im not hungry until 2-3pm? 😅

This is a very ridiculous breakdown. Unless there’s context I’m missing, if you come into $28k (as someone who’s poor) and this is how you spend it, you’re very foolish.

The solution to protecting my skin from the sun is not a sun screen, it’s a car.

Man the way I stocked up on yoghurt 🥹

me tomorrow when i say i’m “busy”

The fact that it’s been so long I splurged on clothes and shoes annoys me

This guy told me he was 26 years old and my reaction was “you’re just a baby”🥹

The high I got when watching Bridgerton S2 was unlike anything I have ever experienced and I don't think I will ever feel that again

Being a Christian is so interesting. I narrated an experience to a friend and they interpreted it as “God is saving you from this” meanwhile I interpreted the experience as “The devil is trying to take this away from me” and I stand by it🙂‍↔️

sophie baek lowkey invented period tracking apps in the 1800s #Bridgerton #BridgertonS4

I just finished bridgerton and my delulu subscription has been renewed #BridgertonS4

What’s in the head of fish that yall enjoy? Everywhere just tastes bitter

I’m really growing up cuz why am I having oatmeal and enjoying it

You have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

I raise you that university in Ota

So I decided I’ll use my gym membership next week 🙂‍↔️

Orgasms can be quite embarrassing, because why am I screaming and curling up like that?!

e get how light go scarce reach you go begin dey hear siren wey no dey.