Just woke up to find it's still f*cking 2020. #USElection2020 theguardian.com/us-news/2020/n…

Of course with everything going on, #shrooms now have the effect of making everything NOT weird for a few hours. I want some NOW please!!! #magicmushrooms #psilocybin #oregon #washingtondc #legalization #legalized #USElection2020 #USA washingtonpost.com/local/dc-polit…

Fuck yeah!! Finally!! Thank God! And I say that as an atheist. #presidentbiden #USElection2020 #godsaveamerica

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish! #brexit

Fantastic job by Michel Barnier under years of pressure and not only UK-EU but intra-European differences of interest. With the UK gone... do we still have a country left in the EU that knights people? 😊

Had a zoom with european comedians. Lost my shit when Paco Erhard said "I don't mean to be all german, but is anyone taking notes?" 10 people went silent.. Then Francesco Kirchhoff said "I don't mean to be all German either, but I have" God bless the stereotypes.

Jan 6: #Kenosha rules that shooting a Black man 7 times in the back is self-defense, and a partially armed white mob storms parliament and representatives have to flee – police do nothing but "deescalate". WTF, #usa #capitol #mob

Washington, DC is designed to be one of the most secure places on earth. That pro-Trump terrorists made it to the Speaker’s chair was a choice. Congress must ask who made that choice.

Superbowl till 4am.🥱 Now: tired, weak, useless – all I should focus on goes right thru me. I feel like the Chiefs' offensive line. 😏 #superbowl #superbowl2021 #superbowlLV #nfl #chiefs #buccaneers

This #Euro2021 is truly in the spirit of European brotherhood: everybody scores for each other. #hummels #dias #guerreiro

Nie gedacht, dass ich je so sehr auf der Seite der Deutsche Bahn Personenverkehr wäre. Totalstreik wenige Stunden vorher ankündigen? Ihr geht gar nicht, @DeutscherGdl! Euer Scheiß schadet v.a. uns Fahrgästen. Euretwegen verliere ich morgen viel Geld und Zeit. Nicht wegen der DB. Wegen Euch!

Interesting: "Christian Lindner as German finance minister is a systemic risk for Europe." Maybe have a read, Olaf Scholz, BÜNDNIS 90/DIE GRÜNEN, Christian Lindner: theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Really don't think I saw a single person of colour in 15 minutes walking past Calgary's moron parade that they dare pervert the word Freedom with. Nothing but an entitled anti-adulthood march (thanks for the awesomely accurate term, Heather!)

I'm happy and honoured: my show won Patron's Pick at Orlando Fringe! One extra show on Monday at 12:15 if you haven't seen it yet! #orlandofringe #ofringe31

Noch nie so viel Spaß an Lothar Matthäus Dialekt gehabt, wie gerade bei #ITAGER #nationsleague (zunächst nur Audio): "Man sieht viel Bärchenbildung. Überall auf dem Platz sind Bärchen." War dann enttäuscht, als ich hingeschaut hab: keine Bärchen weit und breit.

Loving thought from a European perspective: Toronto public transport is the biggest piece of shit I've seen in a long time.

He did that.

Just posted a photo @ Los Angeles, California instagram.com/p/CmSfSpwP_5Z/…