i got 0 talking stages left in me. fuck you and your favorite color

“hey cass?” everyone was there

Me on Monday mornings hearing Teams and Outlook notifications :

All of the #RHOLDN ladies out together for a festive catch up, I need season 2 immediately😍

Stacey: You don’t have a Phone? #RHOP Wendy’s daughter Kamryn:

I left stranger things back in 2022. I truly don’t care anymore good luck to them grown ass kids

A boy asked me if I was free this weekend and I said yes then he left me on seen

working this hard in December is definitely an economic indicator 🥴

‘Heated Rivalry’ set to launch in the UK on January 10 on Sky TV.

Just accidentally sent someone a rose on Hinge

. Reminder set

Just finished watching the big c and I’ve never laughed and cried so much. What a rollercoaster

five guys for lunch

“unfortunately, we won’t be moving forward in the hiring process”… ya unfortunately for you bc i’m funny & tea asf

Me for the next two weeks while catching up on everything I haven’t been able to watch:

Me keeping my eyes closed while I pee at 3am so I don't lose any sleep

me telling everyone see you next year

Why everyone so horny round the holidays tho (but same)