This is dangerous to say but I’m seeing all the telltale signs of a movie that goes so fucking hard that you leave the theater with a new lease on life

This commercial is still goated

No matter how many times you’ve seen it, anytime this pops up on your TL you just stop what you’re doing and watch it.

protesting is cool

Silly Stuff

dear americans how does it feel knowing the mushroom kingdom has better infrastructure than you

🚨GIVING AWAY A SWITCH 2🚨 ♻️Just RT this tweet😃 I’m also giving away 6 more during 🍻BEERIO KART WORLD CUP🍻 A 24 person drinking and driving event happening ⏰ June 21 at 4 PM PT

“Mom, let me be clear: I will, uhhhhhhhh…not be eating this broccoli.”

Like tell me this isn't insane

Zionists be like “Get a load of this guy’s smoking hot wife”

tell auntie who did it, sweetie

any geniuses want to explain this?? #BanKenMasters #BanAIMBOTTERSinSmash #BanFGCsInSmashBrosUltimate #fuckken #SAVESMASHBROS #SAVEULTIMATE 桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai

>supernova 2025 grands > me vs Zain reset > I clutch game 5 with a rest > I do a backflip, to one up his cartwheel > I break my neck > die > retire (via death) it’s gonna be dope

"The world's richest man has created a machine to spread his beliefs across the world, answering people's questions exactly how he wants them to be answered. There's just one small problem. The machine may have developed more empathy than the man."

i did this to a homeless nigga outside a culvers once and he died

Now that I’ve rested a bit I can say how grateful I was to be one of the TO’s for this event. Was so much fun and the first time I TO’d a tournament larger than a local. Super glad things went smoothly and the next will be even better and bigger!

I do NOT play footsies. I do NOT know spacing. I do NOT play patiently. I PRESS BUTTONS, and if they whiff, I don't care

looks like roy won pretty dominantly unfortunately this was a test and most of you failed democracy is dead and choice is an illusion we go marth for the 4peat next weekend roy lovers, i will win a major with roy very soon- it's one of my main goals before it's all said

How I feel pulling up to my local, no warm ups, no casuals, didn't look at the bracket.