Are you normal or is the LOTR Trilogy one of your comfort watches…?

Just did my taxes and welp

That was the worst fake flop I have ever seen 💀

Why am I craving Arby’s chicken shakers…? They don’t even sell them anymore

BANG 💥💥💥💥

Officially graduated therapy tonight and wowow what a feeling 🙌🏻

GRAND SLAM! #BravesCountry

d’Arnaud isn’t real

Mood:

I used to need money for wine. Now I just need money to buy books which is alarmingly more expensive.

I’ve been off for 4 days and was asleep by 9 each night. Now that I have work tomorrow I stayed up until midnight to finish a book….

Some days I’m making dead dad jokes. Other days I’m crying myself to sleep because said dead dad is, well, dead. Balance, baby 🤘🏻

I’m many glasses of wine in and just FaceTimed a friend to see if I should try to install my new sconce. This requires electrical work. RIP TO ME

I told y’all I had something big planned for Carolina. One of the ways we’re helping is a benefit concert at Bank of America Stadium on Oct. 26th! This concert took so much planning, work, and coordination from so many people. I’m so thankful to everyone who helped make this a

Over here picking who I’m rooting for in the Australian open men’s singles by who has better legs 🫡

It’s one thing when men don’t choose you. However, it’s a whole different thing when your friends stop choosing you too.

When someone ghosts me I just send them this GIF then block their number 🫡

Nothing like a crown popping off on a Sunday night when no dentist is open 😅