guy who doesnt respect the walkie talkie rules: ugh, im so hungover guy who does: rlly 👀? over

yeah bro she’s probably just not using her phone rn for the first time ever in her whole life

odysseus asking his men to tie him up so he can hear the sirens’ call just because he’s curious is one of the realest moves in classic literature. i would definitely also do that.

there's a caste in american society that consumes as much blue-chip media (nyt, new yorker, npr) as possible and then quizzes each other on how closely they've read it to discern their place within the caste. i outwardly present as a member, i think, and it's been very awkward

just found out about philosophy . had no idea people were thinking about this sorta stuff. though it was just me

Is there anything to borrow against veTokens?

the moon has been relentlessly urging me to quit my job through various coded messages

Need hl airdrop szn

She used 2 hands on my weiner and i don’t have a 2 hand weiner

Never related to something more than I relate to this

ICE $50,000 signing bonus staring at me like the Green Goblin mask.

bro come as you are

Performatively falling in love Performatively getting married Performatively having children Performatively raising them to be good people Performatively accepting the challenges and blessings of life Performatively making it to old age Performatively dying

i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

Having a girl when your bag is down is the worst You’ll be down $100k in a day and she’ll still ask where you’re going for dinner Like bro, we might not eat for weeks what are you talking about

Dude, I remember you from Uruk. The great-walled city of Uruk, do you remember? All those years ago? Do you remember Uruk's great walls?

Jarvis, transfer USDC to perps

Just sold shovels during the biggest gold rush known to mankind

Surely Q5 will be bullish

Fake backgrounds on video calls is low class. Do you live in a sewer