Sometimes late at night when it’s quiet at the Equinox you can hear a Moelis analyst yell “I can’t take this anymore”

Cool thing about being in the office on a Saturday is that no one is here and I could literally do whatever I want. Should of brought blankets I could’ve built a fort. Anyone (baddies only) wanna come hang?

Slow cooking a pot roast

Hung tits and have more work than an Indian call center to get done today

Keeping this going.. iykyk

Lanning is building a fucking war machine in Eugene.

White guy getting a haircut. Comes in and sits down in chair. Barber asks "how you doing?" Response: "Fine." 15 minutes of silence, cutting, a grunt or two. Payment, decent tip. "Nice to see you again." Repeat in four weeks.

Listening to the US Open on the radio. Feeling so American.

situationships the night before they end:

The left wants to take this from you

white boy summer coming to an end 😞

Me, a 24 year old:

Translation: y’all weren’t hacked you just got whooped

High Yield Harry Harry, the borrower just uploaded new asset detail to the data room. Please hop back in there & underwrite. Your favorite VP, Mezz

I miss 2 inch grinch,

Let’s crank

Congrats boys 2 inch grinch,

I remember when they fired Bo Pelini for 7 win seasons 2 inch grinch,