Snobbishness is an unfairly maligned trait. It’s actually your moral duty to reject low quality and ugly things, lest they consume the world

so what happened to the actually funny member of Cumtown?

Vacations are for women. Men go on benders and that’s it. Get it together

my darkest day was in 4th grade when my parents discovered that i was giving divorced couples marriage advice on yahoo answers they laughed as they read my comments back to me. i was shaking like a leaf.

I found the cutest babywaby gooseywoosie today

I’m beginning to think the supermarket cashier doesn’t like it when I see him working nights and I say “Whoa, it’s the pimp of New York!!!!”

Seeing a husband and wife do drugs together is very wholesome

“Why isn’t anyone else in the media interviewing politicians like this?” and it’s Adam Friedland on the verge of tears because a black guy doesn’t think he is cool.

This is what the Sabrina carpenter album cover looks like to me

The thing about autofiction is that you aren’t interesting.

it is incredible to me that we think we understand ancient texts when the context of even 20 years ago is already lost

Evan Dean Shelton I still remember the reading I went to where one dude talked about participating in a twitter dogpile like he was at Normandy

SOAP SCUM IS OFFICIALLY A YEAR OLD 🎉🎊🎂🧼 Thank you to Cody Sexton for believing in me and my work This distilled work of pent up frustration has brought a lot of LOVE and remarkable people into my life and I couldn’t be more grateful MORE TO CUM 💦

rachel I'll die alone before I let a woman get free pie out of me!!!

I went to the shelter to adopt a cat today, but I'm not sure which one to take home I think I know which one😂❤️

people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me” people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”

Whoa, I knew this happened but I'm finally seeing a copy. Dircksey Magazine gave Play The Devil 4 stars! Thanks Australia and thanks Tristan for sending me a copy! Link in bio to get your very own copy of PTD!

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A city of Incurable Graphomaniacs ⁦Anna Krivolapova⁩