Fucking grass

Have access to a ID card machine. As I wasn't paying £7.50 for a piece of plastic. I decided to make one instead.

As a fan of collecting shirts, this is baffling that people have paid that much for basically a club shop shirt. With some extra wording and logos. Not even signed, not match worn. This is crazy. #oufc

Don't care what the guy has done for us, if Josh Murphy signs for Portsmouth. He will be this years Guy Fawkes #oufc

Thanks for promotion. Hope you can buy something nice with the extra few grand. There is no loyalty in football anymore. #oufc

Who the fuck is Josh Murphy Who the fuck is Josh Murphy Who the fuck is Josh Murphy And the U's go marching ON ON ON!

Watching the Facebook army losing their shit over the away membership is funny as fuck #oufc

In America, they'd all be dead.

Baxi boilers are shit.

Congrats to Coventry for beating little old oxford. Enjoy the victory parade.

Vaulks, we've all had bad days, see if we can get a thread going of all the fuck ups we've had at work. I'll start: I wrote off my brand new work van 11 days into my new job.........#OUFC

If he's been sacked, we riot #oufc

You need to explain what is happening

Leeds away, we riot. #oufc

Hope the players know they got a man sacked because they are fucking useless. #oufc

Fuck him. There is no need to point any camera that way. End of. Dont matter who told you to do it. Just point the camera away. He was only removed for his own safety. #OUFC

Olivias second game #oufcmatchday

#oufc

Saturday will be fun Millwall FC in town, and this lot decided to do a protest at the ground. Thames Valley Police have fun. #oufc #millwall.