corona leaving when it hits 12AM on jan 1 2021 x.com/findurmeme/sta…

My roommate walks in the door. Me: “ did you know the sun is red today because the fire smoke from Cali has reached the east coast now?” She looked at me and said “is that the most eventful thing that’s happened to you today?”

Can snapchat memories not be a thing anymore?? Thank you for reminding me that i miss life preCOVID

Social media got 23 year olds thinking they already failed in life 🥺🤦🏽‍♂️... your life just starting fr

Went to NYC this weekend and when my mother called, I thought she was going to yell at me for traveling... but instead she was mad that I wore white pants after Labor Day. Smh🤦🏻‍♀️

Spooky season I guess

My liver can handle what my heart cannot

When your trolling on social media, that’s when i know you are bored at your parents house💁🏻‍♀️

Don’t be a chaser, be the one who gets chased. You’re the tequila, not the lime babe😉

you can send Valentine’s Day cards to the kids at St Jude’s, it’s free and only takes 2 mins. make a patient remember that they’re loved, link is in my bio<3

at this point i refuse to say not all men are bad because holy shit you fucks are so god damn annoying every time it counts

This weather feels like I’m going to quit my job and blackout on a rooftop. Anyone else? No just me? Alright, meet you at 5

Oh there’s nothing like southie. Walking home from work to see two old men drunk fist fighting in front of L street tavern. Happy st. Paddy’s day everyone!

True friends appear when you need them, not when you ask for them

I can’t believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge again ALL BEFORE 8:30am?????

the level of sexy im bout to unlock in 2022 gon be dangerous

POV: me talking to my picky eater dad Me: hey dad, if i say tzatziki dip, does that freak you out? My dad: Ummm no thank you. So i will be double dipping thank you very much.