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Got a panoramic x-ray taken of my face, and the ways my septum ring looks in it keeps cracking me up.

CAKE party tonight refilling my soul...

Who lives here?

I have successfully trained my dog to close her mouth on command for a sec to not drip her drool on me when I am cleaning her paws after walks on hot days. Luxuries I could have only dreamed of when I adopted her and she didn't even know to not poop in the house.

My GF's very normie upstairs neighbor has started seeing women after only dating men for years, and we've been sharing updates and theories with each other like it's the latest episode of the L word.

Chichen Itza, chicken pizza

Scampi was photo bombed.

I love that my coworkers bring a treat back for the office when they go on a big vacation. It's often tea or candy, and it feels like these are actually just little gifts specifically for me, a lover of candy and tea.

We’ve been notified that someone has installed this cheeky sign at Loyola Beach. Please note that this is not an official Chicago ParkDistrict sign 😉 We’ve reported to Parks so they can remove it. As a reminder, at least some clothing is required at all of our beaches.

I spend so much time thinking about history in so many different ways that I forget that when I talk to a normal person about 150 years ago like it's not that far into the past they will think that is weird. But 1873 isn't that far away! Not even close to BC!

The way my psych and I both struggle to not turn our appointments into nonstop silly jokes. Today we ended with the idea of her dressed as elmo, being vegeterian, and stealing the the apple from the mouth of the suckling pig at the pig roast I am attending tomorrow.

Working on something to wear to a con for the first time in probably 15 years. Why does every concept I draw look so horny?

Attempting to speed run my Anubot before #MFF2023

Making some friends at #MFF23

Oh God no, not again 😭 #MyXAnniversary

I have established a culture in the office chat of announcing you are bringing in your dog via emoji, and we've been having so much fun with it. 🪲🧃↗️🏍️🏍️🏍️🏍️↘️🏢

I stopped to take a picture of one of the new murals that was painted over the weekend, and Chicago Police Communications & News Affairs drove up the sidewalk, then felt like driving inches away from my sandal was appropriate. Maria for 49th Ward Alderwoman I don't feel like this is the protection and service they promised us.

Should I start scrolling this terrible website again? 🤔 I have been just fine without it.

happy 25th 🧽🦀🐙🐟⭐️

Up to no good.