You've been waiting for it forever and now it's finally happening. 30 whole mins of Today Now! tonight @ 10PM on IFC onion.com/rE7Uxt

Tonight on #OnionNewsNetwork enjoy a full episode of Today Now! while Brooke Alvarez recuperates. 10/9c on IFC, now on Fridays

#OnionNewsNetwork broadcasts a whole half hour of Today Now! Be careful it might make you jittery and keep you up. Tonight 10PM IFC.

Brooke Alvarez is on leave, but the #OnionNewsNetwork must go on. See a full episode of Today Now! at 10/9c on IFC tonight!

It's Sex In America week on #OnionNewsNetwork and Brooke reclaims her anchor's chair tonight at 10/9c. Only on IFC.

#OnionNewsNetwork is the world leader in #sexjournalism. Find out why tonight on IFC at 10/9c as we continue Sex In America week.

Jean Anne brings us the tale of devoted parents who keep their son's memory alive by insulting strangers. VIDEO twiturl.us/1um

Chinese Paint Tops List Of This Year's Must-Have Holiday Gifts onion.com/vhQT3K

Year In Review: Renewable Energy Source Encoded In Charlie Sheen's Rants onion.com/sGU7ra #OnionNewsNetwork

Brooke counts down the top stories of the 2011 on tonight's season finale of #OnionNewsNetwork. Watch it at 10/9c on IFC.

Brooke looks at the top stories of 2011 tonight in her year in review. Spoiler alert: bin Laden is dead. Tonight at 10/9c on IFC.

Tonight power pundits Duncan, Lauralee, & Nancy join Brooke for the season finale of #OnionNewsNetwork. On IFC at 10/9c.

[video] Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall onion.com/vdRHyc

2011 Top Story: Navy SEALS Discover Bin Laden Gained 300 Pounds onion.com/tr2hmX

[video] Surgeon General announces as long as you only smoke while drinking you're "basically fine." onion.com/x69uJ6

[video] Surgeon General says smoking fine as long as you never buy cigarettes yourself. onion.com/x69uJ6 #OnionNewsNetwork

[Video] 2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton In Royal Tradition onion.com/yeBW12

Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself #OnionNewsNetwork onion.com/x9WbVR

Police: Kidnapped MoveOn.org Staffer's "Please Help" Emails Went Completely Ignored #OnionNewsNetwork onion.com/zLTWWh

Teen's Death Hits Reporter Hard #OnionNewsNetwork onion.com/Atw139