The Best-Laid Plans of Mice and Mads
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There are moments when, whatever the posture of the body, the soul is standing in the middle of the kitchen wondering what the hell it came in here for. she/her
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08-07-2019 22:02:07
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Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.
Goddamn right Maureen Zahn 🦇 and I made sure we supported the first unionized Starbucks in Jersey today.