Kyler Murray suspiciously has a foot injury a few days before Battlefield 6 comes out

Me when I see a tank but I'm not an engineer

The vegans have launched their first attack on mankind

Good. Drop them to $40

Ohhh..so when its a certain demographic it suddenly becomes "people."

.Donald J. Trump

This is a great question if you’re a fucking idiot

Don’t FaceTime me, don’t call me, don’t text me, don’t email me, don’t mail me, don’t carrier pigeon me, don’t knock on my door I’m not answering

Brandon Walker Notre Dame fans going back to their rooms after this Bama comeback

This Aged Well!! #RollTide

If you don't want "very flawed teams" in the CFP, could I interest you in a four-team CFP?

Won while yall refused to play

You tell us.

There are many things I cannot guarantee in this life, but I promise you, I’ll never stop calling this app Twitter

If them niggas shot a white woman and lying about it imagine what they doing to minorities across the globe daily

Walmart too old to not have Apple Pay bro

No lie, I forgot all about him and most of these playoff games have been electric.

As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.

The USA is planning to pay $706bn to buy Greenland. That is more than the cost of nationalising healthcare in the USA which would cost $300-400bn. But you can't have that, killing you is too profitable.

F*CK DO YOU KNOW BOUT MY PASSION F*CK DO YOU KNOW BOUT MY PAIN F*CK DO YOU KNOW BOUT MY STRUGGLE F*CK DO YOU KNOW BOUT JERMAINE