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Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it

the gaming challenge: load up your video game of choice and play it until you reach the credits sequence. the gaming challenge

im little jesica. im dying because of obamas help care bill. im on my death bed and the doctor is ignoring me because my dady works hard

dogs used to say "Arf" and "Bow-Wow" . Now they say shit like "Wouwouwouwou"

Like for Elon Musk's stupid car tunnel. Retweet for MONORAILS BABY, YEAH!

age 0 (baby): I want my Dada . age 25 (Millennial): I want my Data Do you see how fucked this is?

i got a big ass and i know how to fuck it. Mastercard

lmao at the raiders

i hate it when doctors say Shit like "Take two and call me in the morning" . why dont yoy take two kisses of the butt crack of my ass

lol at Andy Reid's foggy face shield

Cloaked Man On White Steed Sick Of People Asking Him For Tidings From The North bit.ly/3fiYbdZ

Ryan Fitzpatrick completed this for a 34-yard gain #FinsUp

me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point

*event happens* but how does this affect Me, the Protagonist of Reality

*sees the e3 logo on a website, tthrows head back and screams the word "Epic" before immediately defaulting to aberrant emotionless state*

barack: good morning michelle my wife michelle: hello obama