when you just opened x and you gotta tap the first post real quick cause the timeline’s about to reload 😭

“Medical school yí yà wéré gan” - Ben Carson.

Me opening twitter every morning like a newspaper

How I feel when any illness is being explained in my psychiatry posting and I can relate 😭

Why’re some HOs like this sef? Conso dey yab med students You dey add fuel…say na “you people are not serious” As howww??

He asked if my hair was real. I said yes. Then he started asking if I ever wear weaves and braids. Also yes. So I politely asked if his baldness was by choice or by nature. Now suddenly I’m the problem. Fascinating how this banter went left when I asked the same question

WPS has to be the worst document reading/viewing tool.

No class

Please crack your egg onto a plate first. I just saw an heartbreaking video on the internet.

“Come outside your hostel, I brought food for you” Fastest way to my heart.

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.

Am I the only one that can perceive the smell of cockroaches before I even see them?

Hear me out, stew made with red oil is way tastier than stew made with groundnut oil

I hope whoever invented that @/all on WhatsApp is having an awful day.

EKSU alumni are one of the major problems of EKSU, especially those who are political and in government. Most of you suffered from electricity as an undergraduate, instead of using your influence to effect change, you are moving m@d on X supporting what is not. E murasi!

...and one thing i hate more than asking is 'reminding'

Later we go talk about una wey no fit survive without lipgloss😂

the way people invalidate your feelings when they consider you to be a strong person is one of the wildest things to experience.

Tired of medical school frr😪