I didn’t build my own lunch for work today…. I think she’s trying to tell me something… Sad day.

I cannot believe this is the same Marc Rebillet as “get up go to work bitch” Marc rebillet

Whomstve ever has the wide open WiFi network at TFF called “big dick titty sprinkles” I ain’t trusting that.

Anyone else getting tired of seeing "🚨BREAKING 🚨" every 30 seconds? Half the time its the world imploding more, the other half its like "BREAKING, DUDE ATE A SANDWICH"

Today i learned that Coconut Water is called "endosperm". ..... Coco---nut...............Endosperm.... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... oh no.....oh my.

“Guys that play in metal bands are so scary” Meanwhile I’m watching a group of guys in a deathcore band being absolutely giddy playing around an otomatone at guitar center.

People keep talking about “golden retriever gamer boyfriends” but what about us orange cat energy gamer boyfriends”. We may be clumsy, aggressively lovey, then fiesty, need 24/7 supervision to make sure we don’t get into trouble, etc… but we love you lots.

Yay! 6 days worth of income for running the federal government for *checks notes* everything being way more expensive for Americans! Chuds.

…. Because transponders are what lets ATC “see” people. It’s a signal you broadcast from your aircraft. You turn that off, no one knows you’re there. Actual radar coverage is a teeny tiny fraction of the world. Planes aren’t just always being tracked. That’s a myth.

Anyone else like baths and have cats?

Fun fact. Even 10 years later I still sometimes struggle to spell “Squirrel” ….. that shits kinda hard, man.

Just nuked myself in front of a corporate call of 239 people I turned the K pop demon hunters sound track on LOUD and was not paying attention… just vibing…was unmuted I’ve never seen so many board members head snap so fast in my life Can’t wait for the one on one follow up

Only in the furry fandom can you have a full blown mid 30s online conversation about corporate leadership and zoom call hell then click on their profile and the first thing on there is them barking and rolling around the floor in a fursuit. What a magical place.

No pain no gain is such a stupid saying when tacos are so good. I’ve gained like 10 pounds and the only thing I felt was mouth taco.

I am convinced all the horse dewormer the MAGA dudes took during covid fried their brain because what in the actual...?

Me walking into the bathroom at the con while it’s also hosting the pilots for the nearby airport.

If youve never had to shop in the kids section for cosplays because nothing fits you are legally not allowed to call yourself short.

I’m so glad my mom took Tylenol when I was a baby, How else could I identify airplanes just by the sound of the engine? Anyone else get a super power from it?

I was wondering why my computer kept putting extra spaces everywhere.

You guys think Bruce Wayne shaped everything like a bat because he is just a really good businessman and understanding marketing and brand recognition? ……. Hm ……..