the positives are that the Blazers had the highest point total of this series. that is not a really a positive either.

here's the deal, if Blazers win this game, Dame comes back, we are in back in it, and Obama calls LeBron and tells him to the let the Blazers win #RipCity

Donald Trump is the Ron Jeremy of Presidents

That Nuggets/Jazz score is ugly, straight out of the 80s

love that Ecuador gave Julian Assange full quarter for seven years for sexy time that dude fucks

one time i was so stoned out of my gourd and was just sitting there pondering the intelligence of dolphins and my boss asked me what was the deal was and i said i was practicing “mindfulness” and he was happy for me

"they'd fight like hell on the floor, and then they'd go to the Senate coat room and suck each other off" that Cindy McCain Biden ad really is powerful

is Rush Limbaugh dead yet

i wish this was true

can u put Botox in your dick asking for a friend

congrats on the vice president-elect, the first person to define VPILF

lol you fucking morons really think somebody is going to give you $2k

is rush limbaugh dead yet

hope Trump will pardon my #ass after it wrecks this toilet #booze #spicelevel5 #padkeemao

my dick is also in the meta verse

been rubbing a few out to the idea of the Finnish prime minister