in case you guys didn't know, Kristen Bell is just so so tiny small petite

tbf forcing an entire auditorium to listen to your weird Spotify playlist is kinda every man's dream

"All of us are paying more rent than we've ever paid before for worse conditions than we've ever endured. -Tara Raghuveer to Caleb Hearon. Tara is the Director of KC Tenants, who are on a historic rent strike demanding a 3% rent increase cap in federally funded buildings.

#New General election poll - Florida - Puerto Rican Voters 🔵 Harris 85% 🔴 Trump 8% UCF - 150 LV - 10/30

I personally like that Joe Rogan endorsed Trump. We've been saying for years that Joe Rogan is alt right conservative with hundreds of mediocre men defending him as some fictional middle of the road "hates both sides" kinda guy. What are y'all gonna say now?

I have no hot take at this time, but I will be continuing to heavily chew on and consider the role of comedy, comedians, and podcasts in shaping society’s opinions and ideas, and how so many comedians have used jokes to promote far right conservative ideology the last few years.

4 mutuals, no clout, no sponsorships, <200 followers. I’m just out here tweeting for the love of the game

Texting a girl I used to kiss for the first time in months to see if she’s doing alright after the election, but in a mindful way that is different and better than other guys

Ben & Jerry’s has sued its parent company Unilever for allegedly silencing its attempts to express support for Palestinian refugees and threatening to dismantle its board and sue its members over the issue. (Reuters)

One thing I love about Thanksgiving dressing is that it's actually just bread. More dressings should be bread.

On the B52 and there's another B52 at the same time and we keep passing each other and I'm like ... what are we

Hey what the hell is a county? A mini-state? And a town is a microstate? How did we end up here

Usually I think the amount of weed I smoke isn't enough then I'll find myself SITTING in the shower thinking wow. What a great invention. Like we needed a way to get water all over us, but not be wasteful with it. Boom, shower. Genius

"chat" is the modern day "friends, Romans, country-men, lend me your ears"

You're laughing. Luigi Mangione k*lled someone's Sugar Daddy and you're laughing

women in male dominant fields

David Lynch died. ladies, go check on the insufferable guy that ghosted you. it's a tough day for him.

BREAKING NEWS: guy who famously takes bribes now accepting more

The USA meets every single one of these conditions. Not just one. Every. Single. One.