Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

The lettuce after outlasting Liz Truss

The Uk has seen 3 prime ministers since the last time I’ve had a shag I’m devastated

this would send me into a month long depressive episode

real

wille getting rejected everytime he tried to comfort simon 😂 loser 😂

"i was written by a man" "i was written by a woman" well, i was written by whatever taylor swift was going through when she wrote this is me trying and mirrorball

Square root of 169 or you lose your bus pass

Wild that i and i alone possess the ability to make the best playlists of all time and that no one else can do it like me. Sad for everyone else, really 😔

Sunday is short. Mornings for sleep, afternoons for washing hair, dusk for strolling like an idler. I always use Sunday as a prelude to pleasures; that is pretty silly. Franz Kafka, 1907.

i feel seen

I own 42 mugs. 2 are perfect, 3 are acceptable, and the rest are ghouls sent from hell to torment my available storage but can never be disposed of.

‘Young Royals’ premiered 2 years ago today.

joe keery’s posture is something i relate to on a spiritual level

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️i will get tickets to see catfish and the bottlemen in cardiff castle 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

i can’t believe im going to be seeing catfish and Catfish&theBottlemen twice this year