Some future Twitter tiers: Blue checkmark: $8 Twitter Sapphire: $15 Twitter Platinum: $20 Twitter X Æ A-12: $30 Features will include priority tweets, freely changing your name/pic, page customisation, promoted tweets, and tweets other X-12 uses can see that peasants can't

Can anyone confirm if riding in a one horse open sleigh is as fun as they say?

Merry 2112 and a happy YYZ to all those who observe!

They're playing Bad Romance a lot on the music at work. I like to think the line is actually "cod in a bad romance" and the song is about fish in a situationship 🎶

Seeing Role To Cast live, baby!

Bands that sound like TTRPG prompts: Imagine Dragons ...now roll initiative. Panic! At the Disco. Roll sanity. Rob Zombie. You successfully loot the corpse

What should be the Musk/Zuckerberg ship name? My votes for Muckerberg

Happy #FryJuly to all those who observe, which is everybody!

Twitter is a great place to find cool artists I can follow on Instagram!

Oh get fucked

That should be "Karma and *I* vibe like that" Ms. Swift

That should be "Karma and *I* vibe like that" Ms. Times Person of the Year 2023

I'm 100% sure I could break a cybertruck, Street Fighter II taught me how

Book: this is an uncorrected proof - not for sale Me: renegade bookshop, pewpewpew

Why is there always a crying child everywhere you go? Like come on kid, this is an OfficeWorks. I know you wanted the Keji Manila Document Wallets Foolscap 20 Pack, but they're sold out and you need to be cool about it

No one calls it X