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I watched a whole ass baseball game. I bet I haven’t watched an entire game in 20 years. Wild.

BREAKING NEWS: Confirmed absolutely hot as fuck outside today. Act accordingly.

Praise Odin for that storm today. Walked outside at 9pm and it’s not 90° and humid as fuck. That’s different and nice.

Interesting that the crowd applauding an Exec Order to end birthright citizenship would be losing their fucking minds if someone else had written an Exec Order to change 2A. It’s the same thing. How can they not see that?

Had a royal rumble in a pool today with like 10 or so 8 yr olds. Totally kicked their scrawny asses. I don’t mean to brag, but you’re welcome to all those moms that had their kids asleep in like 5 minutes tonight.

Good grief. What did Elon change with the algorithm? X is again full of shitposting like “guys, what do you like better? pepperoni nipples and a tight ass, or small nipples and a cottage cheese ass?”

I saw an Altima today with racing stripes. I wish I was joking. It looked worse than you imagine it looked.

Just realized that, for me, the happiest part of Trump’s re-election is that I haven’t seen that fat wigger with the gold teeth and stupid beard once. Suddenly I feel better about the past 6 months.

I’ve told my daughter ~ 100 times that she can’t play the Switch while she soaks in the tub. The one time I let her do it and she drops that mfer into the water. Now I’ve got this gd thing in 5 pieces blowing it out. Kids. 😫

How in the ever living fuck did the Iron Shiek outlast Hulk Hogan? Wow.

Woke up today feeling not so great. Headache, bloated, tired and I feel like a had a softball lodged right under my rib cage sitting on top of my stomach. Wife gave me 2 Midol. Uh I feel pretty damn good now, and why the fuck have women been hiding this medicine from us?