Words that will never come out of my mouth.

I understand why I am always home now because why am I this bored

Two birds nearly use one stone kill me today

“I hate agreeing with men” - a loser

You might want to Bookmark this. MY NAME IS EBUKA, AND I WILL BE THE BIGGEST FARMER YOU KNOW. I’ll own chains of automated farms, Farm on expanse of lands, food distribution Networks, I’ll drastically reduce Food insecurity in Nigeria. Very soon. Very very Soon.

I want to sleep with you, that’s why I’m chatting with you

😂😂😂

“Stop shaking your leg” idk mehn it’s either this or i jump from a building

Fortune favors the bold

you go do calculation tire come realize say you no even splurge like that

my life dey make more sense as i get older.

“What do you want to eat” just shoot me bruh

Having to be at the mercy of others terrifies me.

Adulting so bad that one unproductive day feels like failure.

words you’ll never hear me utter:😭

I need to work hard bruh, I have to start traveling like mad next year.

these days na me dey wake my alarm

I be dying from a relationship break up. I just know I’m never gonna survive a divorce man. 😭

Snapchat is actually my favorite app to chat with anyone😭😂😂

Final act of love