My morbid ass has watched so many documentaries on crowds that when rushing & funneling a tight spot end up crushing to death the people stuck at the bottom of the stampede.. no show/festival or seeing any artist is worth stepping on and over other people to do so. Ugly behavior

Is it normal to bribe your younger sibling with money to do slightly inconvenient tasks for you?

Kondomless Klown King Tristan Thompson Kries Krocodile Tears To Khloé Over Infant Indiscretion, Apologizes For Rampant Raw Doggery bit.ly/3eVWnrD

I’m already getting emotional thinking about @JustinClayton2 coming home from deployment 🙃

BRO. Hangovers after college make you think you’re going to die.

One time, while I was working in the restaurant industry, I hid in the walk-in cooler to have a quick cry during an awful shift. The next day, the GM taped a sign on the door of the cooler stating “Only 1 person allowed crying in cooler at a time due to COVID-19 protocols” LMAO🥴

I had a stripper(didn’t know she was a stripper at the time)try to hand me a ripped dollar bill at the bar last night. I told her “I don’t want your poop dolla” (Those of you who have seen the video will know what I’m talking about) BUT apparently strippers don’t like that joke🤷🏼‍♀️

Why is it so much work talking to strangers?

Put a finger down if you’ve ever had a homeless man finger gun you down, say “bang, you’re dead,” then whip a 6 foot chain across street signs and trash cans. Anyone? No, just me?

She’s a 10…but she smiles during inappropriate situations 👀

Every night, I sit in my backyard and play game called “Is it Fireworks or Gun Shots?” and then I turn on my police scanner to find out 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is Chloe. And this is her state-of-the-art coyote protection gear. She dares anybody to mess with her now. 12/10

I understand OU is a great school and a lot of fun, but how do some of y’all spend 6/7 years going to school there?

I just can’t grasp my mind around the concept of jello salad 🧐

I’m about to spend a month in Europe and I have not prepared AT ALLLLLL.

I’m seriously so lucky for these crazy opportunities

Last night, I had this man come up to me at a concert and ask me what size I was. I asked why it mattered and he said “are you a 0, 1, or what? You’re very skinny and I have a bet w my friends.” LIKE WHAT?! Why are people so comfortable being rude?!

I just need to let everyone know that when I was in the 4th grade, my teacher got arrested for prostituting herself on lunch breaks. 😅

It’s 2023 and I’m still waiting on a bandaid that fits a fingertip perfectly 😂

I wonder if my ex best friends think about me as often as I think of them 🤔